Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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