Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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