Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Friendly reminder that I have great control over my body at all times!
want a ribbon?
Then she offered to kiss them to make him feel better
Idiot used headbut! It dealt 7 damage to foe ex-boyfriend!
She was trying to give him head, but...not give him A headbut.
"ILU"? I love underpants? I love undulating? </sarcasm>