2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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