Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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