problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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