You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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