Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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