my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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