# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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