at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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