I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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