I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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