North Korea, Best Korea!
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Rumble strips road head = magical
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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