my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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