apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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