I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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