Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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