This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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