HAHAHAHAHAHA oh bump its! i knew i wasnt the only person who thought itd be strange to go home with a guy and then say...."excuse me while i take out my bump it...." oh and 4:44 as a stylist also...youre wrong....there are plenty of products you can use to create a bump without teasing or using a bump it.
Clearly, you've never attended a reputable cosmetology school, 1:08. If you had, you'd know that your statement was fallacious. Not to be confused with fellatious, though I suspect both words are a little lofty for you, since you cannot even spell "tease" correctly.
1- fyi guys you should thank BUMP ITS half the hot hollywood poster women wear them when they do the fuck me shoots
2- no pussy points for the guy who knew what a bump it was a how to spot one
It's one thing to think bumpits look lame. It's another to know the exact kind she was wearing and to not take her home because of that. clearly you're in the closet.
There's a clear size difference in between a regular bumpit and a hollywood bumpit...that's probably why he thought it was a hollywood bumpit.
Either way bumpits are lame and I don't really know why you'd wear one.
Nice 10:50. I can't stop laughing at the fact that he knows what a bumpit it. And the fact that it deterred him from bringing her home is silly. I'm sure he does still live with his parents too.
I hold a B.S in forensics too. I am a forensic hair analyst, thanks very much.
So...between
1600 hours with a Toni and Guy specialist in the UK
and 1600 hours with Vidal Sasoon in San Fran
and 1600 hours with Paul Mitchell in Chicago
and 4 years in FSU for my cj degree with a forensic focus, membership in ACFEI, certifications through various microscopy programs, and 8 years on the force as a forensic examiner (hair analyst, specifically), I can safely afford to be a cosmetology snob. :)
Bump-its are incredibly lame. The only ones who wear them are trashy girls with orange tans and tacky nails. Oh, and sunglasses that cover half of their faces.
Bumpits make you look like the bastard love child of Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse . Gross. As a cosmetologist, I find them morally reprehensible and offensive. Broads are so lazy now they can't put effort into doing their hair? Sometimes, people of my own gender shame me....
2:02-being tan and having acrylic nails isnt tacky. press on nails are tacky, but only trashy girls wear them. being tan with fake nails and huge sunglasses is called being 17, you old cunt.
ever heard of a typo 1:23 and yes, it is extremely damaging.
ps. i know what a fallacy is you dumb cunt.
go back to cosmetology school because you clearly cannot get into college =]
LMAO at 6:01...i know right! I wear bump-its and the one time i went home with a guy but we just laughed it off. I dont really think he was concerned about what my hair was doing, he was more concerned in getting off. a guy who lets a bump-it stop him from having sex is just...well hes probablly more interested in her brother anyways.
ever see a hair bump? to achieve it the girl has either used a bumpit or teased the shit out of her hair and severley damaged it. as a stylist i have used bump its for clients and created the bump using teasing only and it looks the same, only difference bumpits require much less teasing. get over it guys just be thankful shes talkin to ya.
don't act like people go to cosmetology school because they couldn't get in to college. I had a full scholarships offered from 7 different universities, & I still chose cosmetology school over college...because its what I love to do. plus, i'd be willing to bet I make at least as much as most college graduates, & even more than some.
bump it was made in my home town featuring cheerleaders from my high school and sold at our farmers market....yes along side fresh produce and fruit....something about that doesnt add up
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