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  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:48am

    Umm, that's funny, except I didn't realize guys knew what a bump it was???

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:38am

    Awhh, 3:08, are you a sensitive 17yr old full of teen angst?

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:29pm

    I would too, bumpits look fucking stupid

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:52pm

    Whoa. Did I just stumble upon a Cosmetology School Snob? Where'd you go, the Harvard School of Applied Mathematics and Styling?

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:15am

    hahahah i love my hollywood bumpit.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:08pm

    the only way to aquire the bump is to teas your hair. as a cosmetologist.. you should also know that teasing your hair IS EXTREMELY DAMAGING.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:38pm

    1- fyi guys you should thank BUMP ITS half the hot hollywood poster women wear them when they do the fuck me shoots 2- no pussy points for the guy who knew what a bump it was a how to spot one

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:16pm

    I couldn't even break away to go look up what a bumpit was; cosmetology snobs hahaha

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:06pm

    I hold a B.S in forensics too. I am a forensic hair analyst, thanks very much. So...between 1600 hours with a Toni and Guy specialist in the UK and 1600 hours with Vidal Sasoon in San Fran and 1600 hours with Paul Mitchell in Chicago and 4 years in FSU for my cj degree with a forensic focus, membership in ACFEI, certifications through various microscopy programs, and 8 years on the force as a forensic examiner (hair analyst, specifically), I can safely afford to be a cosmetology snob. :)

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:39pm

    It's one thing to think bumpits look lame. It's another to know the exact kind she was wearing and to not take her home because of that. clearly you're in the closet.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:19pm

    Nice 10:50. I can't stop laughing at the fact that he knows what a bumpit it. And the fact that it deterred him from bringing her home is silly. I'm sure he does still live with his parents too.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:48am

    That's funny. I just googled what a bumpit was. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:11am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA oh bump its! i knew i wasnt the only person who thought itd be strange to go home with a guy and then say...."excuse me while i take out my bump it...." oh and 4:44 as a stylist also...youre wrong....there are plenty of products you can use to create a bump without teasing or using a bump it.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:39am

    everytime i wear a bumpit i get laid. well maybe its just because im extremely good looking???

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:02pm

    Bump-its are incredibly lame. The only ones who wear them are trashy girls with orange tans and tacky nails. Oh, and sunglasses that cover half of their faces.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:06am

    What's wrong with wearing a bumpit? Its better than having to rat your hair into a nappy mess to get it to have volume like that!

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:54am

    bumpits make your head look deformed

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    To each there own... live and let live... what is with all the bickering??

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:09am

    i love the term "cosmetology" .... makes it sound like a legit science instead of a trashy trailer park job...

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:08am

    2:02-being tan and having acrylic nails isnt tacky. press on nails are tacky, but only trashy girls wear them. being tan with fake nails and huge sunglasses is called being 17, you old cunt.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:22am

    i don't know if i'd want to go home with a guy that knew what a bump it was

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:01am

    I use urban dictionary almost daily since i have started reading this site. ha

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:23pm

    Clearly, you've never attended a reputable cosmetology school, 1:08. If you had, you'd know that your statement was fallacious. Not to be confused with fellatious, though I suspect both words are a little lofty for you, since you cannot even spell "tease" correctly.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:43pm

    Bumpits make you look like the bastard love child of Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse . Gross. As a cosmetologist, I find them morally reprehensible and offensive. Broads are so lazy now they can't put effort into doing their hair? Sometimes, people of my own gender shame me....

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:48am

    LMAO at 6:01...i know right! I wear bump-its and the one time i went home with a guy but we just laughed it off. I dont really think he was concerned about what my hair was doing, he was more concerned in getting off. a guy who lets a bump-it stop him from having sex is just...well hes probablly more interested in her brother anyways.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:05pm

    Didn't wotsername from Alaska make them all famous again?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:20am

    There's a clear size difference in between a regular bumpit and a hollywood bumpit...that's probably why he thought it was a hollywood bumpit. Either way bumpits are lame and I don't really know why you'd wear one.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:42pm

    it's fun to bump a pony, or rock a bob!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:35pm

    How do u not know what a bumpit is? Fuckin infomercial is on alllllll the time. Its def a bro ho thing (909, 951, 760, etc.)

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:54pm

    i can understand him knowing what a bumpit is...BUT KNOWING IT WAS A HOLLYWOOD? christ on a cross....

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:17pm

    damn right 2:02...those wimmins is gross!

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:17pm

    Teasing...really? What is this? 1990's New Jersey/Midwest? Clearly you ha

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:27pm

    Hahahahaha!!!! I knew I wasn't the only one who screened Bumpits!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:14am

    what is wrong with a bumpit? i really want one...

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:54pm

    ever heard of a typo 1:23 and yes, it is extremely damaging. ps. i know what a fallacy is you dumb cunt. go back to cosmetology school because you clearly cannot get into college =]

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:44pm

    ever see a hair bump? to achieve it the girl has either used a bumpit or teased the shit out of her hair and severley damaged it. as a stylist i have used bump its for clients and created the bump using teasing only and it looks the same, only difference bumpits require much less teasing. get over it guys just be thankful shes talkin to ya.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:51am

    I just had to look up what I Bumpit was. Now I think I want one. I am trash.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:31am

    I'm a girl, and I didn't know what it was until 5 seconds ago on Google so I can see where you might be concerned 10:22.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:04am

    This guy knows the different types of bumpits?? Yeeeaah, I think he's just making excuses to his bros for not wanting to take her home....

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:57pm

    don't act like people go to cosmetology school because they couldn't get in to college. I had a full scholarships offered from 7 different universities, & I still chose cosmetology school over college...because its what I love to do. plus, i'd be willing to bet I make at least as much as most college graduates, & even more than some.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:53pm

    hahaha why is everyone fighting about cosmetology school go to college.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm

    Bumpits are the shit... don't be a hater cuz you can't do your hair that good on ur own!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:37am

    bump it was made in my home town featuring cheerleaders from my high school and sold at our farmers market....yes along side fresh produce and fruit....something about that doesnt add up

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:26pm

    3:08 is a trashy whore! bump-its for the lose

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:36pm

    im sure people have mentioned this but uh the fact that you knew that it could've been the hollywood bumpit leaves you no room to criticize

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:55pm

    bumpits FTW!!!!! my mom just went out and bought some yesterday!!! HAHAHAHA

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:58am

    why do you know what a bumpit is????

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:01pm

    if youre a guy and know what a bump-it is... you probably dont want to take girls home anyway...