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  • Umm, that's funny, except I didn't realize guys knew what a bump it was???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:48am
  • I would too, bumpits look fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Whoa. Did I just stumble upon a Cosmetology School Snob? Where'd you go, the Harvard School of Applied Mathematics and Styling?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:52pm
  • 1- fyi guys you should thank BUMP ITS half the hot hollywood poster women wear them when they do the fuck me shoots 2- no pussy points for the guy who knew what a bump it was a how to spot one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Awhh, 3:08, are you a sensitive 17yr old full of teen angst?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:38am
  • hahahah i love my hollywood bumpit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:15am
  • I hold a B.S in forensics too. I am a forensic hair analyst, thanks very much. So...between 1600 hours with a Toni and Guy specialist in the UK and 1600 hours with Vidal Sasoon in San Fran and 1600 hours with Paul Mitchell in Chicago and 4 years in FSU for my cj degree with a forensic focus, membership in ACFEI, certifications through various microscopy programs, and 8 years on the force as a forensic examiner (hair analyst, specifically), I can safely afford to be a cosmetology snob. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:06pm
  • the only way to aquire the bump is to teas your hair. as a cosmetologist.. you should also know that teasing your hair IS EXTREMELY DAMAGING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:08pm
  • I couldn't even break away to go look up what a bumpit was; cosmetology snobs hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Clearly, you've never attended a reputable cosmetology school, 1:08. If you had, you'd know that your statement was fallacious. Not to be confused with fellatious, though I suspect both words are a little lofty for you, since you cannot even spell "tease" correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Nice 10:50. I can't stop laughing at the fact that he knows what a bumpit it. And the fact that it deterred him from bringing her home is silly. I'm sure he does still live with his parents too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:19pm
  • bumpits make your head look deformed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:54am
  • i love the term "cosmetology" .... makes it sound like a legit science instead of a trashy trailer park job...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:09am
  • It's one thing to think bumpits look lame. It's another to know the exact kind she was wearing and to not take her home because of that. clearly you're in the closet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:39pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA oh bump its! i knew i wasnt the only person who thought itd be strange to go home with a guy and then say...."excuse me while i take out my bump it...." oh and 4:44 as a stylist also...youre wrong....there are plenty of products you can use to create a bump without teasing or using a bump it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:11am
  • That's funny. I just googled what a bumpit was. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:48am
  • I use urban dictionary almost daily since i have started reading this site. ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:01am
  • Bump-its are incredibly lame. The only ones who wear them are trashy girls with orange tans and tacky nails. Oh, and sunglasses that cover half of their faces.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:02pm
  • everytime i wear a bumpit i get laid. well maybe its just because im extremely good looking???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:39am
  • Bumpits make you look like the bastard love child of Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse . Gross. As a cosmetologist, I find them morally reprehensible and offensive. Broads are so lazy now they can't put effort into doing their hair? Sometimes, people of my own gender shame me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:43pm
  • i don't know if i'd want to go home with a guy that knew what a bump it was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:22am
  • What's wrong with wearing a bumpit? Its better than having to rat your hair into a nappy mess to get it to have volume like that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:06am
  • There's a clear size difference in between a regular bumpit and a hollywood bumpit...that's probably why he thought it was a hollywood bumpit. Either way bumpits are lame and I don't really know why you'd wear one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:20am
  • damn right 2:02...those wimmins is gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:17pm
  • i can understand him knowing what a bumpit is...BUT KNOWING IT WAS A HOLLYWOOD? christ on a cross....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:54pm
  • it's fun to bump a pony, or rock a bob!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:42pm
  • How do u not know what a bumpit is? Fuckin infomercial is on alllllll the time. Its def a bro ho thing (909, 951, 760, etc.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:35pm
  • ever see a hair bump? to achieve it the girl has either used a bumpit or teased the shit out of her hair and severley damaged it. as a stylist i have used bump its for clients and created the bump using teasing only and it looks the same, only difference bumpits require much less teasing. get over it guys just be thankful shes talkin to ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:44pm
  • To each there own... live and let live... what is with all the bickering??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:24pm
  • what is wrong with a bumpit? i really want one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:14am
  • 2:02-being tan and having acrylic nails isnt tacky. press on nails are tacky, but only trashy girls wear them. being tan with fake nails and huge sunglasses is called being 17, you old cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:08am
  • ever heard of a typo 1:23 and yes, it is extremely damaging. ps. i know what a fallacy is you dumb cunt. go back to cosmetology school because you clearly cannot get into college =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Teasing...really? What is this? 1990's New Jersey/Midwest? Clearly you ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Didn't wotsername from Alaska make them all famous again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Hahahahaha!!!! I knew I wasn't the only one who screened Bumpits!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:27pm
  • I'm a girl, and I didn't know what it was until 5 seconds ago on Google so I can see where you might be concerned 10:22.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:31am
  • This guy knows the different types of bumpits?? Yeeeaah, I think he's just making excuses to his bros for not wanting to take her home....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:04am
  • hahaha why is everyone fighting about cosmetology school go to college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:53pm
  • LMAO at 6:01...i know right! I wear bump-its and the one time i went home with a guy but we just laughed it off. I dont really think he was concerned about what my hair was doing, he was more concerned in getting off. a guy who lets a bump-it stop him from having sex is just...well hes probablly more interested in her brother anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:48am
  • I just had to look up what I Bumpit was. Now I think I want one. I am trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:51am
  • don't act like people go to cosmetology school because they couldn't get in to college. I had a full scholarships offered from 7 different universities, & I still chose cosmetology school over college...because its what I love to do. plus, i'd be willing to bet I make at least as much as most college graduates, & even more than some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:57pm
  • 3:08 is a trashy whore! bump-its for the lose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:26pm
  • bumpits FTW!!!!! my mom just went out and bought some yesterday!!! HAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:55pm
  • why do you know what a bumpit is????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:58am
  • im sure people have mentioned this but uh the fact that you knew that it could've been the hollywood bumpit leaves you no room to criticize

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:36pm
  • bump it was made in my home town featuring cheerleaders from my high school and sold at our farmers market....yes along side fresh produce and fruit....something about that doesnt add up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:37am
  • if youre a guy and know what a bump-it is... you probably dont want to take girls home anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Bumpits are the shit... don't be a hater cuz you can't do your hair that good on ur own!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:07pm