she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
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Whoa. Did I just stumble upon a Cosmetology School Snob? Where'd you go, the Harvard School of Applied Mathematics and Styling?
I would too, bumpits look fucking stupid
Umm, that's funny, except I didn't realize guys knew what a bump it was???
the only way to aquire the bump is to teas your hair. as a cosmetologist.. you should also know that teasing your hair IS EXTREMELY DAMAGING.
1- fyi guys you should thank BUMP ITS half the hot hollywood poster women wear them when they do the fuck me shoots
2- no pussy points for the guy who knew what a bump it was a how to spot one
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh bump its! i knew i wasnt the only person who thought itd be strange to go home with a guy and then say...."excuse me while i take out my bump it...." oh and 4:44 as a stylist also...youre wrong....there are plenty of products you can use to create a bump without teasing or using a bump it.
I couldn't even break away to go look up what a bumpit was; cosmetology snobs hahaha
Clearly, you've never attended a reputable cosmetology school, 1:08. If you had, you'd know that your statement was fallacious. Not to be confused with fellatious, though I suspect both words are a little lofty for you, since you cannot even spell "tease" correctly.
hahahah i love my hollywood bumpit.
bumpits make your head look deformed
Awhh, 3:08, are you a sensitive 17yr old full of teen angst?
i love the term "cosmetology" .... makes it sound like a legit science instead of a trashy trailer park job...
I hold a B.S in forensics too. I am a forensic hair analyst, thanks very much.
1600 hours with a Toni and Guy specialist in the UK
and 1600 hours with Vidal Sasoon in San Fran
and 1600 hours with Paul Mitchell in Chicago
and 4 years in FSU for my cj degree with a forensic focus, membership in ACFEI, certifications through various microscopy programs, and 8 years on the force as a forensic examiner (hair analyst, specifically), I can safely afford to be a cosmetology snob. :)
Nice 10:50. I can't stop laughing at the fact that he knows what a bumpit it. And the fact that it deterred him from bringing her home is silly. I'm sure he does still live with his parents too.
It's one thing to think bumpits look lame. It's another to know the exact kind she was wearing and to not take her home because of that. clearly you're in the closet.
everytime i wear a bumpit i get laid. well maybe its just because im extremely good looking???
What's wrong with wearing a bumpit? Its better than having to rat your hair into a nappy mess to get it to have volume like that!
That's funny. I just googled what a bumpit was. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i don't know if i'd want to go home with a guy that knew what a bump it was
i can understand him knowing what a bumpit is...BUT KNOWING IT WAS A HOLLYWOOD? christ on a cross....
Bump-its are incredibly lame. The only ones who wear them are trashy girls with orange tans and tacky nails. Oh, and sunglasses that cover half of their faces.
Bumpits make you look like the bastard love child of Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse . Gross. As a cosmetologist, I find them morally reprehensible and offensive. Broads are so lazy now they can't put effort into doing their hair? Sometimes, people of my own gender shame me....
damn right 2:02...those wimmins is gross!
it's fun to bump a pony, or rock a bob!
I use urban dictionary almost daily since i have started reading this site. ha
There's a clear size difference in between a regular bumpit and a hollywood bumpit...that's probably why he thought it was a hollywood bumpit.
Either way bumpits are lame and I don't really know why you'd wear one.
Hahahahaha!!!! I knew I wasn't the only one who screened Bumpits!
Teasing...really? What is this? 1990's New Jersey/Midwest?
Clearly you ha
How do u not know what a bumpit is? Fuckin infomercial is on alllllll the time. Its def a bro ho thing (909, 951, 760, etc.)
what is wrong with a bumpit? i really want one...
2:02-being tan and having acrylic nails isnt tacky. press on nails are tacky, but only trashy girls wear them. being tan with fake nails and huge sunglasses is called being 17, you old cunt.
To each there own... live and let live... what is with all the bickering??
ever see a hair bump? to achieve it the girl has either used a bumpit or teased the shit out of her hair and severley damaged it. as a stylist i have used bump its for clients and created the bump using teasing only and it looks the same, only difference bumpits require much less teasing. get over it guys just be thankful shes talkin to ya.
Didn't wotsername from Alaska make them all famous again?
ever heard of a typo 1:23 and yes, it is extremely damaging.
ps. i know what a fallacy is you dumb cunt.
go back to cosmetology school because you clearly cannot get into college =]
LMAO at 6:01...i know right! I wear bump-its and the one time i went home with a guy but we just laughed it off. I dont really think he was concerned about what my hair was doing, he was more concerned in getting off. a guy who lets a bump-it stop him from having sex is just...well hes probablly more interested in her brother anyways.
don't act like people go to cosmetology school because they couldn't get in to college. I had a full scholarships offered from 7 different universities, & I still chose cosmetology school over college...because its what I love to do. plus, i'd be willing to bet I make at least as much as most college graduates, & even more than some.
This guy knows the different types of bumpits?? Yeeeaah, I think he's just making excuses to his bros for not wanting to take her home....
I'm a girl, and I didn't know what it was until 5 seconds ago on Google so I can see where you might be concerned 10:22.
hahaha why is everyone fighting about cosmetology school go to college.
I just had to look up what I Bumpit was. Now I think I want one.
I am trash.
bumpits FTW!!!!! my mom just went out and bought some yesterday!!! HAHAHAHA
why do you know what a bumpit is????
3:08 is a trashy whore!
bump-its for the lose
im sure people have mentioned this but uh the fact that you knew that it could've been the hollywood bumpit leaves you no room to criticize
bump it was made in my home town featuring cheerleaders from my high school and sold at our farmers market....yes along side fresh produce and fruit....something about that doesnt add up
if youre a guy and know what a bump-it is... you probably dont want to take girls home anyway...
Bumpits are the shit... don't be a hater cuz you can't do your hair that good on ur own!