Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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