but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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