Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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