no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We have started to decorate penises.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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