Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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