Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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