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  • 6:17 you just can't wait to break in all the "fresh meat", how long did you do in prison...I'm talking about time, not other men!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:22am
  • I agree with 1:15. Liking Spongebob has a bigger chance of getting you laid unless you're one of the college players.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Spongebob is pure Awesomeness... I would pick it over football anyday... that and Flapjack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:48am
  • seriously Spongebob would only be funny if he was run over by a bunch of football players...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:37pm
  • First game of college football doesn't start until Sept. 3, sooo he is watching a re-run or not watching the team practice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:23pm
  • I would agree that spongebob is funnier but I don't think college football is meant to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:27am
  • Spongebob is the jizz, you can't even diss on it

    Submitted by creamydelight081 on Aug 7, 10 at 2:25am
  • while spongebob is awesome i prefer football

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:58pm
  • I would rather watch spongebob rather then a bunch of college homos touch eachother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:29am
  • It takes a real man to admit this though, so your ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Mmm, Spongebob. Never before has stupid, borderline homosexual humor been so very funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Spongebob> football anyday bro. Don't worry bout it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:01pm
  • no that just makes you a stoner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:22am
  • Nothin is better than spongebob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:17pm
  • whatever bitch. spongebob is so much funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:23am
  • I prefer watchin football alot more than spongebob but spongebob is an ok show

    Submitted by jtm333 on May 12, 10 at 12:39am
  • Let me give you a couple reasons why football I probably the gayest thing since musical theater. 1. The guys wear tights. For fuck sake no self-respecting straightman wears tights. 2. They slap each other on the ass. Only reason they aren't making out is because they're wearing helmets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:33am
  • 6:14 she's probably NOT a lesbian. Your dick robably really didn't do the trick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 1:33 is a fucking retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:14am
  • College Football - - the definition of shitheads on steroids...in it's purest form. I pick SpongeBob too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:39pm
  • College football doesn't start until Sept. 3, soooo he must be watching a re-run of a game anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Hey, at least your girlfriend didnt tell you she was breaking up with you because your "dick doesn't do the trick" like mine did. she's now a lesbian and i got broken up with in rhyme.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:14pm
  • 6:17 What crawled up your vagina bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Your man card has officially been revoked...please kill yourself quickly so you may end your shame also, I'm what state has college football begun yet cuz I will moving there pronto

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Just smoke a bowl and put on Spongebob, you won't regret it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:21pm
  • College football hasn't even started yet. First game is on Sept. 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:40am
  • okay spongebobs funny but what the fuck. college football beats all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:45pm
  • he knows where his balls are.... the guy with the dick up the OP's ass has them in his hands

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:22am
  • Even though this is pretty terrible, and you are a bit less of a man...it may help you get laid, chicks love Spongebob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:15pm
  • may not have been what he was watching, just talking about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:22pm
  • there needs to be a 'Douchebag' option next to "Good Night" and "Bad Night".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:37am
  • it takes a big man to admit this. it takes a bigger man to beat you up. you are a homo. college football > Sponge Bob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:30pm
  • if all I had in terms of big-time college football in the area was Rutgers, I'd take Spongebob too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:15am
  • keyword in that football related text 'college' if u can grab ur balls ur still a man =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Haha, yes, as a man, I applaud you sir. So much more creative and interesting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:01am