I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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6:17 you just can't wait to break in all the "fresh meat", how long did you do in prison...I'm talking about time, not other men!
I agree with 1:15. Liking Spongebob has a bigger chance of getting you laid unless you're one of the college players.
seriously Spongebob would only be funny if he was run over by a bunch of football players...
First game of college football doesn't start until Sept. 3, sooo he is watching a re-run or not watching the team practice?
Spongebob is pure Awesomeness... I would pick it over football anyday... that and Flapjack
I would agree that spongebob is funnier but I don't think college football is meant to be funny.
It takes a real man to admit this though, so your ok.
Spongebob is the jizz, you can't even diss on it
while spongebob is awesome
i prefer football
I would rather watch spongebob rather then a bunch of college homos touch eachother
Mmm, Spongebob. Never before has stupid, borderline homosexual humor been so very funny.
Nothin is better than spongebob
Spongebob> football anyday bro. Don't worry bout it.
I prefer watchin football alot more than spongebob but spongebob is an ok show
whatever bitch. spongebob is so much funnier
1:33 is a fucking retard
6:14 she's probably NOT a lesbian. Your dick robably really didn't do the trick
no that just makes you a stoner
Let me give you a couple reasons why football I probably the gayest thing since musical theater.
1. The guys wear tights. For fuck sake no self-respecting straightman wears tights.
2. They slap each other on the ass. Only reason they aren't making out is because they're wearing helmets.
College Football - - the definition of shitheads on steroids...in it's purest form.
I pick SpongeBob too.
Hey, at least your girlfriend didnt tell you she was breaking up with you because your "dick doesn't do the trick" like mine did. she's now a lesbian and i got broken up with in rhyme.
6:17 What crawled up your vagina bitch?
College football doesn't start until Sept. 3, soooo he must be watching a re-run of a game anyway.
College football hasn't even started yet. First game is on Sept. 3
Your man card has officially been revoked...please kill yourself quickly so you may end your shame
also, I'm what state has college football begun yet cuz I will moving there pronto
okay spongebobs funny but what the fuck.
college football beats all
Just smoke a bowl and put on Spongebob, you won't regret it.
may not have been what he was watching, just talking about it.
he knows where his balls are.... the guy with the dick up the OP's ass has them in his hands
Even though this is pretty terrible, and you are a bit less of a man...it may help you get laid, chicks love Spongebob
it takes a big man to admit this. it takes a bigger man to beat you up.
you are a homo. college football > Sponge Bob
there needs to be a 'Douchebag' option next to "Good Night" and "Bad Night".
if all I had in terms of big-time college football in the area was Rutgers, I'd take Spongebob too.
keyword in that football related text
if u can grab ur balls ur still a man =]
Haha, yes, as a man, I applaud you sir. So much more creative and interesting!