Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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