idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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