we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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