quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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