dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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