So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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