I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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