I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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