Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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