Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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