do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You need a sexual gate keeper
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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