i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
