How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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