i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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