Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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