You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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