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  • Submitted by starlitfires on May 6, 12 at 11:35am

    What kind of person hates cuddling?

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      Submitted by sterf on May 6, 12 at 1:07pm

      The 'forever alone' kind.

  • Submitted by budman999 on May 6, 12 at 12:59pm

    I'm thinking maybe you just hate people.

  • Submitted by beardown24 on May 6, 12 at 12:27pm

    I can handle the breathing, it's the snoring i can't stand!

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 6, 12 at 2:32pm

    Necrophilia is always an option

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 7, 12 at 1:16am

      I love the dead, before they're cold, their blueing flesh for me to hold, cadaver eyes upon me see...nothing.

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    Submitted by bean99 on May 6, 12 at 6:44pm

    Why is everybody soooooo sure this is a chick

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    Submitted by mags_07 on May 6, 12 at 4:38pm

    Yes! So glad I'm not the only girl that doesn't find it necessary to cuddle 24/7

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    Submitted by W_T_F on May 6, 12 at 12:54pm

    So he can go to hell and you can go back to hooking up with corpses since they don't breathe. Or cuddle. And can't run away from your fucked up self.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 7, 12 at 2:22am

    Just embrace your necrophilia and volunteer at the local morgue.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on May 6, 12 at 6:21pm

    sounds like you need a real doll

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    Submitted by daintygooch on May 6, 12 at 11:45am

    Is this me??

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    Submitted by shaveydavey on May 6, 12 at 11:42am

    Wow a girl that doesn't care for cuddling. Will you marry me?

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      Submitted by sterf on May 6, 12 at 1:09pm

      Back off, she's mine. Well ok, we can share her. Bonus points if you make it so that I only see her one day a week.

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        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 7, 12 at 1:14pm

        You can guys can share me. I just need an hour or two of your time one night a week each. Conversation optional. I get it I get out, done

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on May 9, 12 at 3:19am

    Sounds like it's time to take your bipolar meds.

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    Submitted by indyskittles on May 6, 12 at 11:43am

    Awesome. Beautifully awesome.

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 8, 12 at 3:03pm

    Cuddling is great on the couch watching a movie... after sex I just wanna roll over and get some sleep or shower and continue my day. But I don't believe you are going to find anyone who agrees with the breathing thing lol your on your own there

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    Submitted by haynay23 on May 6, 12 at 9:03pm

    Cuddling is overrated. Agree..but breathing??