I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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