called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
send nudes
from the living room?
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