Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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