Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
