STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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