so explain again why im purple
no
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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