I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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