But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
