I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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