yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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