her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize