So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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