I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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