So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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