hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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