Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
