and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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