If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He shit in the fireplace
I enjoy the company of your penis
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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