Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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