Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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