ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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