Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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