awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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