We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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